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I'm Just A Human
Lyricist:John M. Bautista, Rusty Cundieff
You are just like me, I'm just a human I am just like you, I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human, just a human being
When I doo doo, is my shit not brown? It's a universal thing, we all flush it down And when you wipe, do you look at the tissue? Most folks do, it ain't even an issue
Hot stuff makes it burn comin' out I bet everyone knows what I'm talkin' about 'Cause we are all one race on this planet We all burp and fart, and that's the way God planned it
So don't act like you're superior Eat something bad an' just like me you'll get diarrhea 'Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold Our shit all comes from the same little hole
You are just like me, I'm just a human I am just like you, I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human, just a human being
Like most humans in my car I pick my nose We've all mimed a rock or two I'd suppose The nose might be white when you reach to clean But red, yellow, brown or black, the booger's still green
An sometimes it's anchored to some snot That hangs from your nose and you're afraid it's gonna drop Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes You've got mucous on your hand while you're driving
So you look for a place to try and hide it You open up your mouth and there you slide it But it ain't really much for you to worry about 'Cause you won't be first or last to put a booger in your mouth
You are just like me, I'm just a human I am just like you, I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human, just a human being
Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly button How could somethin' so small make a stench so rotten At night there's always jam between my toes Sometimes I pull it out, and that's the way it goes
When I'm alone I'll take a leak in the shower I bet you do it too, it's only water I pick sleep from my eyes and wax from my ears I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it disappear
It might sound gross to you But these are the things we all do So shake hands with your fellow man but first Make sure he's washed his hands
You are just like me, I'm just a human I am just like you, I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human, just a human being
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