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Dream a Little Harder
JAFAR I look around the kingdom, And see the desparation And the devastation that persists. No matter what I do. But today could be the day I finally make a difference And all the grateful citizens will say to me CITIZENS Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Fuck you, Jafar! JAFAR Good morning, baker! BAKER Where are you off to today, you no good piece of shit? PARROT Squawk! Piece of shit! BAKER What did you just call me, you bastard? JAFAR No! Friend! I said nothing. That was my bird. He has the ability to repeat words that others have spoken. BAKER Well, why don't you teach him these words, then? Fuck you, Jafar. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! CITIZENS Why don't we have enough to eat? Why are we dying in the street? Why does my baby always cry? Why did my mommy have to die? Mine too! The answer here is crystal clear Jafar, that ugly old vizier! He's the reason for our many woes GIRL 1 Though we're upset, we shouldn't fret We mustn't let our selves forget The saying every child raised within our kingdom knows You've got to dream a little harder When life won't go your way Simply dream a little harder Trust me when I say that when you Dream a little harder You're sure to follow through 'Cause if you're good and you're attractive No need to be proactive Good things will just happen to you! JAFAR I've come to return the book I borrowed! LIBRARIAN Oh! Jafar! It took you long enough, you shit-eating dog. JAFAR I couldn't put it down! It's one of my favorites! The story of a misunderstood witch who's really not wicked at all. She's just green! But she still gets blamed for all the kingdom's problems. LIBRARIAN Oh, so you think you're better than me just 'cause you can read? Well get out of my bookstore, we don't like your kind here anyway. JAFAR But what about the book? LIBRARIAN Keep it. And may the rats ejaculate upon you. JAFAR Thank you! Thank you very much! CITIZENS Why is the kingdom plagued by theft? Why are there no more good jobs left? Why does the sun go down at night? Why is everyone in the kingdom white? Um... Jafar? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Jafar! Jafar! Jafar! The man who's just Could ever trust A face that triggers such disgust His twisted features give me such a chill So let us pray that one fine day That evil man will go away 'Cause if we want it bad enough he will! For if you Dream a little harder You'll get what you desire Dream a little harder When things are looking dire If you dream a little harder Success is guaranteed If you are sure of your intentions Some magic intervention Will give you the edge that you need JARAR Oh! Pardon me, madame. BELLE Oh, that's alright. Just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book. JAFAR I know that I'm no prize I'm not so easy on the eyes I can't rely on looks to get me by But ugliness permits a man to use his wits 'Cause pretty people never have to try. I hear the people whisper as I walk about the streets I know they call me CITIZENS Ugly old Jafar! JAFAR What I call planning, they call scheming What I call delusion, they call dreaming Why am I the only one who sees things as they are? CITIZENS Wish a little stronger I need six eggs JAFAR Why not buy some? CITIZENS Hope a little bigger I want to fly JAFAR That's unrealistic CITIZENS Think a little louder I want to be a cat JAFAR What? CITIZENS Fuck you Whistle while you swallow A spoonful of sugar And your dreams will come true upon a star Dream hard enough, my friend Jafar will meet a violent end He could be skewered by a sailing ship Or hanged in tangled jungle vines Or eaten by hyenas Or he'll plummet to his death from a castle A clock Or a cliff And if we dream a little harder Our patience and our honor Will rid us of that ugly old Jafar! Fuck you!
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